In Episode 3, Deadball Academy’s legal team forces the coaches to issue a formal apology to Shohei Ohtani. What starts as a half-hearted attempt to say sorry quickly spirals into a backhanded rant about “real baseball,” international conspiracy theories, and why Ohtani should actually apologize to them. It’s a masterclass in how not to say sorry—and a painfully funny takedown of modern athlete worship.