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ANALYTICS ARE FOR COWARDS | The Anti-Moneyball Tee

$34.00
A spreadsheet has never taken a 98mph heater to the ribs.

This shirt is a declaration of war against the nerds. It is for the fan who believes "Launch Angle" is a government conspiracy and that "Spin Rate" is a setting on a washing machine.

While the rest of the league is busy staring at iPads and optimizing their exit velocity, you’re busy winning games the old-fashioned way: with your gut, your eyes, and total disdain for the laws of probability. Because in the bottom of the ninth, a calculator won’t save you.

The Specs:

The Philosophy: We believe in the Eye Test. If a player looks like a mechanic and smokes a pack a day, he’s probably batting cleanup.

The Material: Printed on a Bella + Canvas 3001. Soft enough to sleep in, tough enough to slide in. (Though we recommend sliding in pants).

The Fit: Retail fit. True to size. If you’ve been "bulking" (eating nachos), size up.

Put down the tablet. Pick up a bat. Welcome to the Academy.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size:
A spreadsheet has never taken a 98mph heater to the ribs.

This shirt is a declaration of war against the nerds. It is for the fan who believes "Launch Angle" is a government conspiracy and that "Spin Rate" is a setting on a washing machine.

While the rest of the league is busy staring at iPads and optimizing their exit velocity, you’re busy winning games the old-fashioned way: with your gut, your eyes, and total disdain for the laws of probability. Because in the bottom of the ninth, a calculator won’t save you.

The Specs:

The Philosophy: We believe in the Eye Test. If a player looks like a mechanic and smokes a pack a day, he’s probably batting cleanup.

The Material: Printed on a Bella + Canvas 3001. Soft enough to sleep in, tough enough to slide in. (Though we recommend sliding in pants).

The Fit: Retail fit. True to size. If you’ve been "bulking" (eating nachos), size up.

Put down the tablet. Pick up a bat. Welcome to the Academy.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!