Deadball Academy "Standard Issue" 1984 Tee

If it hurt in 1984, it still works now. That’s science.

This isn't just a t-shirt; it’s a warning label. It tells the world that you believe the game of baseball peaked on a Tuesday in July of 1987, and everything since then has been a mistake.

While the modern world tries to ruin the sport with iPads, biomechanics, and "empathy," this crest represents the last line of defense for the way the game was meant to be played: Angry, hungover, and with zero regard for the ulnar collateral ligament.

The Specs:

Official Academy Gear: Worn by athletes who know that "load management" just means carrying more sandbags up a hill.

Premium Construction: Printed on a Bella + Canvas 3001, because while we believe in mental toughness, we don't believe in wearing sandpaper.

The Vibe: Guaranteed to scare anyone holding a radar gun.

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