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FIRST-TEAM ALL BEER LEAGUE | Official Roster Tee

$34.00
Elite athleticism is temporary. The ability to drink a warm lager in a dusty parking lot is forever.

The scouts stopped calling in high school. The knees gave out in college. But the liver? The liver is just entering its prime.

This shirt is for the absolute legends of the Sunday Slow Pitch. It celebrates the player whose fielding percentage is lower than their B.A.C., and whose warm-up routine consists entirely of cracking a tab and stretching the truth about their stats from 1999. You might not be able to beat out a ground ball anymore, but you’ve never lost a race to the cooler.

The Specs:

The Accolade: Worn by athletes who lead the league in "Hamstrings Pulled" and "Excuses Per At-Bat."

The Material: Printed on a Bella + Canvas 3001. It’s breathable, which is crucial when you get winded jogging to first base.

The Fit: Retail fit. Designed to flatter the "Power Hitter" physique (the beer belly).

Game time is 8:00 PM. Cooler time was 7:30 PM. Don't be late.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Elite athleticism is temporary. The ability to drink a warm lager in a dusty parking lot is forever.

The scouts stopped calling in high school. The knees gave out in college. But the liver? The liver is just entering its prime.

This shirt is for the absolute legends of the Sunday Slow Pitch. It celebrates the player whose fielding percentage is lower than their B.A.C., and whose warm-up routine consists entirely of cracking a tab and stretching the truth about their stats from 1999. You might not be able to beat out a ground ball anymore, but you’ve never lost a race to the cooler.

The Specs:

The Accolade: Worn by athletes who lead the league in "Hamstrings Pulled" and "Excuses Per At-Bat."

The Material: Printed on a Bella + Canvas 3001. It’s breathable, which is crucial when you get winded jogging to first base.

The Fit: Retail fit. Designed to flatter the "Power Hitter" physique (the beer belly).

Game time is 8:00 PM. Cooler time was 7:30 PM. Don't be late.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!