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THE MULLET IS MANDATORY | Business in the Front, Party at the Plate

$34.00
In the modern game, players worry about "branding" and "fade maintenance." At Deadball Academy, we know the truth: you cannot hit a slider if your neck is exposed to the elements.

The mullet is the ultimate performance enhancer. It provides essential UV protection for the neck while allowing for maximum aerodynamic flow during the home run trot. It tells the pitcher that you are professional enough to show up on time, but wild enough to charge the mound if he looks at you wrong.

The Specs:

The Look: 10% Accountant, 90% Professional Wrestler.

The Material: Printed on premium jersey cotton. Soft enough to drape over your frame, just like the glorious Kentucky Waterfall drapes over your shoulders.

The Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause spontaneous urges to buy a vintage muscle car and listen to heavy metal at unsafe volumes.

Get some flow. Get some hits. Welcome to the Academy.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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In the modern game, players worry about "branding" and "fade maintenance." At Deadball Academy, we know the truth: you cannot hit a slider if your neck is exposed to the elements.

The mullet is the ultimate performance enhancer. It provides essential UV protection for the neck while allowing for maximum aerodynamic flow during the home run trot. It tells the pitcher that you are professional enough to show up on time, but wild enough to charge the mound if he looks at you wrong.

The Specs:

The Look: 10% Accountant, 90% Professional Wrestler.

The Material: Printed on premium jersey cotton. Soft enough to drape over your frame, just like the glorious Kentucky Waterfall drapes over your shoulders.

The Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause spontaneous urges to buy a vintage muscle car and listen to heavy metal at unsafe volumes.

Get some flow. Get some hits. Welcome to the Academy.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!