You're not here to make contact. You're here to make eye contact—across 90 feet of bad decisions. Some are born to steal bases. Others are born to bunt. But you? You were born to sprint full speed out of the dugout, scream obscenities, and turn a Tuesday afternoon into baseball history. This tee isn’t fashion. It’s a felony waiting to happen in breathable cotton.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• White variant might look a little more like a batting practice jersey that’s been through some wars. Embrace it.
• Natural variant may feature dark speckles—perfect for hiding tobacco stains and mustard.
This shirt is printed just for you. No bulk. No benchwarmers. Thanks for choosing chaos over convenience.
You're not here to make contact. You're here to make eye contact—across 90 feet of bad decisions. Some are born to steal bases. Others are born to bunt. But you? You were born to sprint full speed out of the dugout, scream obscenities, and turn a Tuesday afternoon into baseball history. This tee isn’t fashion. It’s a felony waiting to happen in breathable cotton.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• White variant might look a little more like a batting practice jersey that’s been through some wars. Embrace it.
• Natural variant may feature dark speckles—perfect for hiding tobacco stains and mustard.
This shirt is printed just for you. No bulk. No benchwarmers. Thanks for choosing chaos over convenience.
