This ain’t just a hat. It’s a helmet for the washed-up, the never-was, and the glory-days guys still rocking the eye black in their LinkedIn photo. Structured? Damn right. Like your Little League lineup card. High-profile? You bet. Because nobody remembers the guy who kept his mouth shut in the dugout. Snap it back and crown yourself the captain of yesterday.
• 80% acrylic, 20% wool
• Green Camo is 60% cotton, 40% polyester
• Structured, 6-panel, high-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• Plastic snap closure
• Green undervisor
• Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9 cm–60 cm)
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
This lid is printed on demand, like your hot takes in the group chat. Thanks for not settling for some AI-designed, clean-cut, influencer cap. You’ve got terrible judgment, and incredible taste. Welcome to Deadball Academy.
This ain’t just a hat. It’s a helmet for the washed-up, the never-was, and the glory-days guys still rocking the eye black in their LinkedIn photo. Structured? Damn right. Like your Little League lineup card. High-profile? You bet. Because nobody remembers the guy who kept his mouth shut in the dugout. Snap it back and crown yourself the captain of yesterday.
• 80% acrylic, 20% wool
• Green Camo is 60% cotton, 40% polyester
• Structured, 6-panel, high-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• Plastic snap closure
• Green undervisor
• Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9 cm–60 cm)
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
This lid is printed on demand, like your hot takes in the group chat. Thanks for not settling for some AI-designed, clean-cut, influencer cap. You’ve got terrible judgment, and incredible taste. Welcome to Deadball Academy.
