Launch angle? That’s a weather report. Exit velocity? That’s how fast you’re leaving practice if you quote it again. Around here, we don’t need graphs to know when a ball’s crushed. We listen for the scream of the outfield fence. This shirt is for every stubborn slugger who'd rather break a radar gun than read a spreadsheet. LAUNCH THIS, NERDS is not a catchphrase, it’s a threat.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Each one of these beauties is printed just for you. Because at Deadball Academy, we don’t believe in mass production—we believe in character flaws and custom hacks. Thanks for investing in poor decisions and better t-shirts.
Launch angle? That’s a weather report. Exit velocity? That’s how fast you’re leaving practice if you quote it again. Around here, we don’t need graphs to know when a ball’s crushed. We listen for the scream of the outfield fence. This shirt is for every stubborn slugger who'd rather break a radar gun than read a spreadsheet. LAUNCH THIS, NERDS is not a catchphrase, it’s a threat.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Each one of these beauties is printed just for you. Because at Deadball Academy, we don’t believe in mass production—we believe in character flaws and custom hacks. Thanks for investing in poor decisions and better t-shirts.
